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blunk182:

Proud to be Australian. 

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  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
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Re watching the closer… Pope and Taylor and total dicks…

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26daysofaugust:

prince-rei:

"fuckin……." 

the australian version of ‘um, uh, er’ etc 
e.g.
"i went to the store and fuckin….got some bread and milk.."

i feel like people from other piles of dirt don’t realise how fuckin true this is

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

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And the back… #mlb #Yankees

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Very excited… My Jersey finally arrived :-)
#Yankees #mlb

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Aaand I ship skimmons

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He’s such a goofball…

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(via jr-abraxas)

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