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mikeacbarnes1:

What watching My Drunk Kitchen has taught me.

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  • Question: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career? - Anonymous
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    rats-in-the-walls:

    deadinmagazines:

    stripperina:

    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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    Oh snap

    BOOOOM

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jr-abraxas:

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif


if you concentrate hard you can reverse it to look like the washing machine is what’s moving and the cat is laying still

jr-abraxas:

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

if you concentrate hard you can reverse it to look like the washing machine is what’s moving and the cat is laying still

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yerawizardsarry:

kiras-monkey-bum-face:

masbenstridge:

gluegunsgolfclubsandgaycopsohmy:

tsh1z:

So if Rachel is the ProClone, and Tony is the BroClone, does that make Cosima the KnowClone, Sarah the GoClone and Alison the ShowClone?

Is Beth the NoClone

Helena’s definitely the JelloClone!

are we just going to ignore the beth comment

beth comment what beth comment idk what you’re talking about i dont see a beth comment

(via kendralynora)

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staticpoison:

swimdeepinwavves:

my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god

this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father

(via wildflowersandcandlelight)

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"Chuck a u’ey"

- Australian proverb (via aristophania)

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justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

(via arrrgggghh)

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thestudentprincesss:

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

ALSO, ‘amount’ and ‘number’ follow the same rules as ‘less’ and ‘fewer’, respectively. it’s not an ‘amount’ of people, it’s a number of people; by contrast, it IS an ‘amount of water’, etc.

(via magicisthebestandihavemagic)

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(via vellaky)

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rachied24:

miss-paramore:

ultrafacts:

probl3matik:

ultrafacts:

Why we all love Australia! Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Pretty sure we should have rode those ducks into battle

A farm full of spiders and your talking about ducks and photoshopping pictures of obama riding a duck

Exploding trees wtf!

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coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

(via cosimaberaud)

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